And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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