I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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