Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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