my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
