Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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