the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
