She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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