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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
