My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
wow bdsm is so cute
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