i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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