And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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