have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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