Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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