at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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