You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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