Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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