Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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