About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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