I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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