The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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