I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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