I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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