hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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