Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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