yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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