So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Randomize