lets start a swedish sibling band together
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
