Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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