im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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