Fuck appropriateness.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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