Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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