Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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