HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a waste of cheezeits
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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