About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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