The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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