Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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