I'm eating all of the evidence.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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