he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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