i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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