He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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