would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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