everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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