i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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