Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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