the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize