have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
whose parrot is this?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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