On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it's like iHOP with fire
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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