i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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