people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
3pm strippers are depressing
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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