How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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