He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.