Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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