I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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