This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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